Download Who Stole the Funny?: A Novel of Hollywood by Robby Benson PDF

By Robby Benson

A Hollywood insider attracts from his 4 a long time of expertise to create a scathingly terrific and caustically comedic bird's-eye view behind the curtain of comedy tv. A wickedly scrumptious roman-a-clef concerning the making of a sitcom referred to as My city acquaintances, this satirical romp of a singular portrays lifestyles at the different part of the tv lens, hilariously sending up self-serious Hollywood stereotypes around the board. Programmed-for-success director J. T. Baker has to deliver an up-and-coming sitcom to fruition after its preliminary director shoots himself within the head with a nail gun. Comically annotated with priceless and enlightening Hollywood thesaurus phrases ("Creative-type director: person who has no wish of operating during this city again"; "Eccentric: Affecting a mode of costume, hairstyle, speech, mannerisms, etc., rigorously calculated to provide the effect of inventive credibility"), Benson creates an exaggerated international of loopy writers; backstabbing executives, brokers, and manufacturers; foul-mouthed everyone-elses; and hardcore cynics—and the ridiculous internal monologues at the back of them.

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Download Heads You Lose by Lisa Lutz PDF

By Lisa Lutz

Ny Times-bestselling writer Lisa Lutz conspires with-or should still we are saying against?-coauthor David Hayward to put in writing an unique and hilarious tag-team crime novel. Meet Paul and Lacey Hansen: orphaned, pot-growing twentysomething siblings eking out a dwelling in rural Northern California. while a headless corpse seems on their estate, they can not precisely dial 911, in order that they circulation the physique and stay up for the police to discover it. as an alternative, the corpse reappears, a couple of days riper . . . and an novice sleuth is born. Make that . whilst collaborators Lutz and Hayward (former romantic companions) begin to disagree approximately how the tale may still spread, the physique count number rises, sufferers and suspects alike boost superb features (meet Brandy Chester, the stripper with the Mensa IQ), and sibling competition reaches homicidal depth. imagine variation crossed with Weeds. Will the authors resolve the secret with no killing one another first?

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Download Jennifer Johnson Is Sick of Being Single: A Novel by Heather McElhatton PDF

By Heather McElhatton

A depraved comedy concerning the perils of constructing your goals come actual Quirky, smart, cubicle-bound Jennifer Johnson is determined. all people round her is getting married, whereas she's nonetheless unmarried and fixed writing advert replica approximately men's gown socks. Her lifestyles hits challenge point, launching her right into a humiliating and painfully hilarious quest to discover Prince fascinating at any price. This comprises agonizing on-line dates, diet-clinic cults, drag-queen fights, and a debilitating habit to Cinnabon icing. whilst she meets good-looking, filthy rich Brad Keller, she wonders if he is the reply to all her desires, or is he simply too sturdy to be actual? Darkly humorous and outrageously sincere, McElhatton's wit shines during this no-holds-barred cautionary story approximately getting what you want—and the way it may be the worst factor for you.

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Download The Coffins of Little Hope by Timothy Schaffert PDF

By Timothy Schaffert

An 83-year-old obituary author for a suffering, small-town newspaper reveals herself embroiled in intrigue, stumbling onto the tale of her occupation: a rustic woman has long past lacking, possibly whisked away through an itinerant aerial photographer. Or so it kind of feels. all of it can be easily a hoax, or a fable, the kid and child-thief invented from the determined mind's eye of a lonely, lovelorn farm lady. The fragility of formative years, the power of kin, and the strong rumor turbines of small, rural towns—The Coffins of Little desire tells the tale of characters stuck within the intricately woven webs of fantasy, legend and deception.

Esther Myles, an obituary author in her eighties operating for a suffering small-town newspaper, reveals herself embroiled in intrigue, stumbling upon the tale of her occupation because the tale of the woman reaches in every single place, igniting controversy, attracting curiosity-seekers from everywhere in the kingdom to this demise rural city. And what do the gothic stories of Miranda and Desiree, the storybook sisters of Muscatine’s sequence of novels, play during this town’s survival and within the enduring secret of Lenore?

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Download Maskerade by Terry Pratchett PDF

By Terry Pratchett

The Ghost within the bone-white masks who haunts the Ankh-Morpork Opera condominium was once constantly thought of a benign presence—some may even say lucky—until he all started killing humans. The unexpected rash of surprising behind the curtain deaths now threatens to mar the operatic debut of nation lady Perdita X. (nee Agnes) Nitt, she of the plentiful physique and ampler voice.

Perdita's anticipated to conceal within the refrain and sing arias out loud whereas a extra petitely presentable soprano mouths the notes. yet a minimum of it is an get away from scheming Nanny Ogg and previous Granny Weatherwax again domestic, who wish her to affix their witchy ranks. as soon as Granny units her brain on whatever, notwithstanding, it is difficult—and usually hazardous—to dissuade her. And no opera-prowling phantom fiend goes to maintain a couple of decided hags down at the farm after they have obvious Ankh-Morpork.

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Download Martha im Gepäck. Roman by Ulrike Herwig PDF

By Ulrike Herwig

Tante Martha liebt geknüpfte Deckchen, kitschige Malerei - und sie ist eine Despotin. Das bekommt auch die Familie ihrer Nichte zu spüren, als sie plötzlich zwischen den Kindern auf der Rückbank des Kombis sitzt: kariertes Reisekostüm, Koffer auf dem Schoß, mit Regenschirm bewaffnet. Selbstverständlich kommt sie mit in den Schottlandurlaub. Tante Martha zockt Truckfahrer beim Kartenspiel ab, bringt die Familie im fort eines Liebhabers unter und entpuppt sich als Whisky-Expertin. Und Martha hat noch mehr Trümpfe im Ärmel.

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Download Thud! A Novel of Discworld by Terry Pratchett PDF

By Terry Pratchett

as soon as, in a gods-forsaken hellhole known as Koom Valley, trolls and dwarfs met in bloody wrestle. Centuries later, each one species nonetheless perspectives the opposite with simmering animosity. in recent years, the influential dwarf, Grag Hamcrusher, has been fomenting unrest between Ankh-Morpork's extra diminutive citizens—a risky scenario made a ways worse whilst the pint-size provocateur is stumbled on bashed to loss of life . . . with a troll membership mendacity very easily close by.

Commander Sam Vimes of the town Watch knows the significance of fixing the Hamcrusher murder straight away. (Vimes's moment most-pressing accountability, in reality, subsequent to constantly being domestic at six p.m. sharp to learn Where's My Cow? to Sam, Jr.) yet a couple of corpse is looking ahead to Vimes within the eerie, summoning darkness of a labyrinthine mine community being secretly excavated underneath Ankh-Morpork's streets. And the lethal puzzle is pulling him deep into the muck and mire of superstition, hatred, and fear—and maybe the entire approach to Koom Valley itself.

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Download Are Ya' Bovvered?: 500 Reasons Not to Give a Shit by Lee Bok PDF

By Lee Bok

Are ya' bovvered? Are you in poor health of college or paintings and unimpressed with existence typically? Are you uninterested with humans anticipating unreasonable issues from you - like having a wash, getting up and doing, procuring stuff? ARE YA' BOVVERED? has all of the solutions you must justify doing bugger all (provided you'll be afflicted to learn the book).

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