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By Damon Wayans

Not anything is simply too outrageous for Damon Wayans, former famous person of the groundbreaking tv comedy application In dwelling colour, the place he created such unforgettable characters as Blaine Edwards, the homosexual movie critic, Handi-Man, the 1st handicapped hero, and Homey the Clown. Now, in Bootleg, he brings all of it on, uncut and uncensored, along with his personal fiercely edgy and wild tackle existence.

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Please, please, massa, don’t give me my freedom. Spielberg: Cut! Me: Thank you, Mr. Spielberg, for giving me the opportunity to showcase my talents. Spielberg: You’re welcome. But I’m sorry, Damon, you’re just not nigger enough. I’m looking for someone more coonish. I need a more … Danny Gloverish type. Adopt a Nigger When I found out that Spielberg has two black kids, I was amazed. What I want to know is, where the hell did he get these black kids from? Are they a prop left over from The Color Purple?

Bill I don’t know what the big deal is with the president getting a little head. I think the president needs some every now and then to help relax him. Imagine what it’s like running a country. A little head would take the edge off and make him more generous in his decision making. President: Ahhh, ohhh yeah! What a great idea, let’s put a little more money in welfare reform. That’s it for today, I need a nap. Zzzzzzzz. I have a problem with the face that gave the head. Come on Bill, Monica Lewinsky?

You find out that this motherfucker didn’t get his arm blown up in the war. He slammed it in his spaceship door! “Silky goes to his house in the middle of the night to get the antidote for the poison titty juice. He unlocks the door with his hanger and tiptoes in. He looks around and sees Bob Dolomite sleeping, but he don’t got his arm on. Bob Dolomite takes the shit off at night and puts it in a glass case like that motherfucker from that movie Enter the Dragon. Silky sees the arm in the case on the dresser with the antidote laying inside the hand.

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